"My Murphy's Laws" Series - Part 1

Was just reading something on Murphy's laws... so thought of compiling my personal list of them.. derived from my own experiences of this wierdly beautiful world around me.

Series Part 1: Car / Driving Laws:

1. The later you run, the more is the chance of you hitting a red light.
2. The cleaner you wash your car, the bigger is the dropping that falls on it.
3. The spanner/nut will always fall towards the centre of the car, away from the reach of your hand.
4. The car keys are always in that pocket, the side of which has its hand the most occupied.
5. The more broke you are, the lesser is the fuel in the car.
6. An electric failure will occur exactly when you are talking to the dealer for trading the car.
7. The better you polish the car, bigger will be the scratch to appear on it in the following week.
8. There will be a slower vehicle blocking the very lane you switch to.
9. In all probability, the above said vehicle will be driven by an elderly person or a lady.
10. Whenever you attempt to find a parking slot near your destination, there won’t be any available, and you will have to come back to the farthest one.
11. And, there will always be an empty slot available nearest to your destination, whenever you play safe and park at the farther one.