The "Buffalo Theory" of beer...
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
One response to “The Buffalo Theory”
wow...wat a concept....but small doubt...
buffalos r not participating in a race..right..so wats the use for them to become speedier and energitic..
similarly even the most energitic cells in few number may not be that efficient in its actual purpose of work than a large number with not much of efficiency....and the concept of hunting buffalos and naming the advantage of being a speedier grp is awful..
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